SOMETHING SOMEBODY SAID:  

ďDestiny is not a matter of chance, itís a matter of choice; itís not a thing to be waited for, but a thing to be achieved

Author: US Congressman, Secretary of State, W. J. Bryan (1860-1925)                          

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"Great changes in government begin at the dinner table."

Author: Pres. Ronald Regan, outgoing speech.

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"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

Author: Homer Simpson.                                                                                                    

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"This doesn't change anything."                                                                                               

Author: D. L. Miles        January 12, 2002

Submitted by: Old & Ugly.

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." 

Author: Mark Twain        (1835-1910)

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"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."

Author: Abraham Lincoln     (1809-1865)

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"I have always strenuously supported the right of every man to his own opinion, however different that opinion might be to mine. He who denies another this right makes a slave of himself to his present opinion, because he precludes himself the right of changing it."

  Author: Thomas Paine, 1783                                                                                        

Submitted by: Curtis L.                                                                                           

"Free speech exercised both individually and through a free press, is a necessity in any country where people are themselves free."

  Author: Theodore Roosevelt, 1918

Submitted by: Curtis L.

"The truth is found when men are free to pursue it."

  Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1936

Submitted by: Curtis L.

"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear."

  Author: George Orwell, 1945

Submitted by: Curtis L.

"Any time we deny any citizen the full exercise of his constitutional rights, we are weakening our own claim to them."

Author: Dwight David Eisenhower, 1963

Submitted by: Curtis L.

"What is objectionable, what is dangerous about extremists is not that they are extreme, but that they are intolerant."

Author: Robert F. Kennedy, 1964

Submitted by: Curtis L.

"Go fuck yourself."

Author: Dick Cheney, 2004

Submitted by: Curtis L.

"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber."

Author: Plato

Submitted by: Curtis L.

"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore."

Author: Juan Cole, 2005

Submitted by: Curtis L.

"Government has no incentive to succeed because its failures are always rewarded with increased funding."

Author: Jim Babka, President DownsizeDC.org, Inc. September 14, 2005

Submitted by: Chris M.

"Tonight Pres. Bush said 85 billion has already gone out to help repair the damage from Katrina.  Now we know how much Halliburton and its subsidiaries have been paid.   So when is he going to help the victims?"

Author: Chris Main, January 11, 2006

Submitted by: Chris M.

"Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing - after they have exhausted all other possibilities."

Author:  Winston Churchill

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Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off....

And also help me to be more careful of the toes I step on and the hands I bite as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to give 100% at work ...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
20% on Wednesday
40% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And help me to remember ... When I'm having a bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Amen

Author:  Anonymous

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