FAMILY FIRST. The easiest way to avoid the hassles of testing is to NOT BE EXPOSED TO TOXINS.
Using drugs for recreation is an Adult Game with Adult Rules and Adult Consequences. If you chose to play the game then you should KNOW THE RULES.
FACT: Second-hand smoke kills. Second hand smoke also shows up in drug tests. That means if your employer requires you to be tobacco free and you were in a car or room with someone who smoked a cigar, cigarette or pipe, the next day you will test positive for nicotine in your system, which could mean the loss of a job. THE SAME APPLIES TO THC!
DRUG DETECTION PERIODS
Amphetamines 2-4 Days
Barbiturates 3 Days
Benzodiazepines Up to 2 weeks
Marijuana 14 to 30 days
Cocaine 2-3 days
Methadone 2-4 days
Opiates 2-3 days
Phencyclidine (PCP) 3-8 days
Propoxyphene 3-7 days
SWAB TEST: Swab Tests are taken from the mouth. Saliva is directly connected to the blood stream. The blood stream is “clean” in 48 hours. That means: If you work a Monday thru Friday job and you party hearty on Friday night and abstain on the following Saturday and Sunday, you will swab test clean on Monday.
PISS TEST: There are two kinds of Piss Tests:
Tolerant: This is usually a job test where testing is above a certain minimum. Like THC is tested at 50 ng/ml and above.
Zero Tolerant: This is usually a government job like Davis/Bacon or the Military. It is also used in some law enforcement cases like Parole or Probation or Custody Cases. There is only ONE way to pass this test. You MUST ABSTAIN. No cleansing products, Niacin or any other stupid method you’ve heard works; PERIOD.
System Cleaners: Simply put, SYSTEM CLEANERS WORK. Why do some people fail? Because they did not follow the directions! No matter what system cleaner you use, you must pee four, that’s 4, times before you take the test. You can pee five times or six times, but NEVER LESS THAN FOUR TIMES. After taking the cleanser and the required amount of water, you will start to pee in about 45 minutes to an hour. The first time you pee it is 100% concentrated, the second time you are ¾ clean, the third time you are clean and the fourth time you are ready to take the test. You have about 7-8 hours before you will test positive again. There are NO products that are BETTER than any other. It’s all about fat content and weight. Don't put your body in overdrive consuming fat cells, eat a normal meal the night before. Fact is most of the products on today’s shelves are all made by the same manufacturer! Different product names and different company names on the box, but the product inside mostly comes from the same plant.
There are two kinds of system cleaner products: Liquid and capsule. Both do the same thing. Some people can’t take pills and some people can’t swallow the liquid. They both work.
There are two kinds of system cleaner programs: One is temporary and one is “Permanent”. The temporary lasts about 7-8 hours. The “permanent” is a 5 to 7 day regime that when completed will pass a zero tolerant test. We sold a lot of this product right after 9/11 to citizens “re-upping” into the military. The product is expensive. If after completing the program you will be exposed to second-hand smoke, this product is a waste of money.
System Cleaners are an effective way to remove everyday toxins that are intentionally or accidentally introduced into the body. Using a System Cleaner prior to any extraneous physical activity will ensure your body is performing at its best.
Purchasing system cleaners: When you go into ANY store, ask for a “System Cleaner”. Asking for a product that will pass a piss test, (are you ready?), is entering into a “Contract to Defraud”. That means you have conspired with the retailer to defraud a test. That is ILLEGAL and could get you arrested! Most of the times the retailer will just refuse to sell the product to you.
Don’t like the rules? Change the law!
VOTE
